Boyfriend: Sweetie, if u r slpn, send me ur dream. If u r smiling, send me ur smile. If u r crying, send me ur tears, I love u so much!:D
Girlfriend: Baby, I am pooping…do u want something?=))
Young girls of the 21 century grow up with storybook fantasy tales about how flawless and breathtaking relationships are. This is mostly due to the fact that no one farts in the tele-novellas you watch! Then you grow up and realise that the single most important relationship secret was hidden from you! You fart… and so do other people!
Ever heard of the fart game? I’m sure you have. There’s no point denying it! farting games and jokes were a memorable part of my growing up days. Even to the extent where my uni room mates ( usual suspects: felix,dessy and onelle) would strike the most interesting poses when we let them fly. Trophy winner pose – RIPPPPP. Gun finger – BOOOM. Hand behind ear listening intently in anticipation of what was to come –TWIIIIP. I still remember the time I was busily researching on the net when felix took a few running steps and leaped into the air in a rock star air guitar pose and ripped a good loud one on the way down… slamming stun gas in my face. that was classical stuff! But then, when you are with people you feel so comfortable with, its no big deal.
When is it okay to let the poof-poof out of the tush-tush? Probably an award winning question. No one really has an answer to that one. Well, men think it ok all the time! ( Now, most men and you’ve got to admit it, all of you—think it’s funny when you fart. I know you do cos I’m one of you. We are no different than chimpanzees in the zoo. We think farts are cool, we think farts are fun!) Gross right? (I’m talking to the ladies here. No man dare say right!)
I’d like to hear from all the women today in the blog. When is it okay for a man to fart? Because we can’t keep it clogged up forever. And the fact of the matter is, we do think it’s funny. So, how long do we need to keep the cork in the ass?
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is! Farting in front of your partner is a bold step. Its probably the easiest way to know how your partner really feels about you and how you long your relationship is going to last …
Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
Girlfriend: Baby, I am pooping…do u want something?=))
Young girls of the 21 century grow up with storybook fantasy tales about how flawless and breathtaking relationships are. This is mostly due to the fact that no one farts in the tele-novellas you watch! Then you grow up and realise that the single most important relationship secret was hidden from you! You fart… and so do other people!
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is!For one reason or another, in realistic terms love and marriage are literally going to take your breath away! Romantic partnerships are mostly frustrating, sometimes murderously infuriating, and shockingly gross. Most people are irritated and appalled by the behaviour of strangers who “toss it” in public places such as on board a bus or in the waiting room of a building. These strangers are the boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives of others! But how would you feel if the beautiful woman or handsome man you were in love with suddenly farted next to you on a bus?! The thought of the question is hilarious. How do people really feel about flatulence… gas… farts in a new relationship? And how long does it take new couples to feel comfortable enough around each other to break the “Fart Barrier” and let one fly?
Ever heard of the fart game? I’m sure you have. There’s no point denying it! farting games and jokes were a memorable part of my growing up days. Even to the extent where my uni room mates ( usual suspects: felix,dessy and onelle) would strike the most interesting poses when we let them fly. Trophy winner pose – RIPPPPP. Gun finger – BOOOM. Hand behind ear listening intently in anticipation of what was to come –TWIIIIP. I still remember the time I was busily researching on the net when felix took a few running steps and leaped into the air in a rock star air guitar pose and ripped a good loud one on the way down… slamming stun gas in my face. that was classical stuff! But then, when you are with people you feel so comfortable with, its no big deal.
But let’s assume you’ve been together six months or a couple of years. Is it realistic to expect your man(or woman) to keep “company manners” forever? How would it work if your woman has to be so controlled, stiff and unrelaxed around you that she can’t accidentally let one slip without having to worry about you packing up and leaving? I don’t understand how a woman can open her legs and risk exposing her private parts to her man, have sex with the man and perform the most intimate of physical acts in diverse positions, yet be ashamed of a fart!Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
When is it okay to let the poof-poof out of the tush-tush? Probably an award winning question. No one really has an answer to that one. Well, men think it ok all the time! ( Now, most men and you’ve got to admit it, all of you—think it’s funny when you fart. I know you do cos I’m one of you. We are no different than chimpanzees in the zoo. We think farts are cool, we think farts are fun!) Gross right? (I’m talking to the ladies here. No man dare say right!)
I’d like to hear from all the women today in the blog. When is it okay for a man to fart? Because we can’t keep it clogged up forever. And the fact of the matter is, we do think it’s funny. So, how long do we need to keep the cork in the ass?
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is! Farting in front of your partner is a bold step. Its probably the easiest way to know how your partner really feels about you and how you long your relationship is going to last …
Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
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