When cops in Oklahoma pulled up on Christie Dawn Harris and a friend
on the road, the safest place she thought she could hide a gun in her
possession was one of the most unlikely places; her vagina, yeah that’s
right you heard me. Upon further cavity search a plastic bag containing
meth (methamphetamine) drugs was found safely hidden in the crack of her
butt; sheer coyness and ingenuity right?According to reports, Miss Harris was spotted in a car with another
lady and stopped by cops and unfortunately for the girls the sniffy
canine officer (police dog) picked up the scent of drugs. Upon searching
the vehicle, the cops found meth, assorted drug paraphernalia as well
as a pistol and some ammo. The two women were arrested and taken into
custody. On the way to the station Christie allegedly kept on ranting
continuously about her intentions to take a pee; probably the revolver
was having an orgasmic effect inside of her Pandora box, just saying
though.
Upon arrival, she was asked to take off her clothes and slip into her
jail costume. She reluctantly did so but vehemently refused to take off
her underwear claiming she was in her period. It was then that a lady
officer detected something sticking out of her private parts. Officer
Kathy Unbewust was quoted saying “I observed at that time a wooden and
metal item sticking out of her vagina” Seeing how busted she was
Christie finally submitted to a full body cavity search and a loaded
revolver (4 live bullets and 1 used) was found muzzle ways inside her
vagina and a bag of meth sticking out of her behind as well.
Harris and her accomplice have been hit with various drug and weapon
charges. Only goodness knows what would have happened if the gun had
went off inside of her. For snap shots of the revolver securely fixed in
its comfortable hideout just hola at yours truly….just kidding
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