What’s behind this mysteries of yawning? First, let’s look at what
this bodily motion is: Yawning is an involuntary action that causes us
to open our mouths wide and breathe in deeply. We know it’s involuntary
because we do it even before we’re born: According to Robert Provine, a
developmental neuroscientist at the University of Maryland, Baltimore
County, research has shown that 11-week-old fetuses yawn. Next time
you’re in a meeting, try this little experiment: Take a big yawn, cover
your mouth out of courtesy and watch to see how many people follow suit.
There’s a good chance you’ll set off a chain reaction of deep breaths
and wide-open mouths. And before you finish reading this article, it’s
likely you’ll yawn at least once.
Don’t misunderstand, we aren’t intending to bore you, but just
reading about yawning will make you do it, just as seeing or hearing
someone else yawn makes us do it, too. While yawning is commonly
associated with relaxation and drowsiness, your heart rate can rise as
much as 30 percent during a yawn, and yawning is a sign of arousal,
including sexual arousal [sources: Alexander, The Stress of Life]. Many
parts of the body are in action when you yawn. First, your mouth opens,
and your jaw drops, allowing as much air as possible to be taken in.
When you inhale, the air taken in is filling your lungs. Your abdominal
muscles flex, and your diaphragm is pushed down.
The air you breathe in expands the lungs to capacity and then some of
the air is blown back out. A number of explanations have been giving to
explain why we yawn. I found this one especially funny. It is called
“The evolution theory”: Some think that yawning began with our
ancestors, who used yawning to show their teeth and intimidate others.
An offshoot of this theory is the idea that yawning developed from early
man as a signal for us to change activities [source: University of
Washington. Scientists cannot really explain why every person on the
planet yawns- in most cases, several times a day. We know even babies in
wombs do it. So do hedgehogs, ostriches, snakes and fish. There are
lots of theories, often contradictory, but none of them satisfy all the
researchers. New studies on rats seem to suggest that “a yawn may be a
thermostat, cooling an overheated brain.” But ultimately ,no one really
knows.
LOVE ON SOCIAL NETWORKS?
Are you on Facebook? Twitter? My Space? Hi5? Congratulations! You are
on a social network! Have you ever taken the time to figure out why you
are there though? When i got on Facebook at first, it was because most
of my friends were on and they kept babbling about how cool it was. So i
just opened an account and got in. It was actually fun….making new
online friends, posting pictures, updating statuses, chatting,
etc…..fun. Then there was twitter (my personal favourite). When i got on
Twitter for the first time, i was like “WTF goes on here?” But once i
got to grips with the concept, I became so much addicted (i still am
addicted anyway)
Flirting is easiest on social networks because you don’t actually get to talk to the person face to face so there is absence of that discomfort and anxiety. You can just lie about how nice his/her picture is or just post positive comments on his/her status updates. But can you really find love on a social network? It is common for two people on a social network to arrange for a meet-up. What happens after the meet-up is solely dependent on the two parties involved. If you just wanna be casual friends from there on, fine. If you want to be ‘friends with benefits’, its really up to you. But has it ever occurred to you that you can actually find love? Yes you can. It’s just up to you. If there’s mutual attraction and you like each other, why cant you take it a step further and date? What happens is really up to you.
Now ladies, be careful here. Some guys can be really coy. He’ll put up with all your drama just to get in your pants. Once you meet that online friend in person, take things slowly. Get to know each other more. If you find out you like him/her, go for it. People find love at different places. Could be at a restaurant, at a party or at a beach. So why cant it be on a social network? My point is, once you meet that online friend in person, what happens next is really up to you and its just a matter of choice. You can transform that online friendship into a beautiful thing. You could meet up over the weekend and go grab lunch together. Or how about going to the movies some time? You will be surprised how quickly you’ll get to know and like each other. Then the love part will come naturally. People have done it. You can too, just be careful.
OK so here’s what you can do on a social network:can you really find love on a social network?
- Crave for attention (sorry ladies)
- Post whatever sh*t is on your mind
- Make new friends and chat online
- Find out whether a pic you took is nice
- Find love (oh wait, really?)
Flirting is easiest on social networks because you don’t actually get to talk to the person face to face so there is absence of that discomfort and anxiety. You can just lie about how nice his/her picture is or just post positive comments on his/her status updates. But can you really find love on a social network? It is common for two people on a social network to arrange for a meet-up. What happens after the meet-up is solely dependent on the two parties involved. If you just wanna be casual friends from there on, fine. If you want to be ‘friends with benefits’, its really up to you. But has it ever occurred to you that you can actually find love? Yes you can. It’s just up to you. If there’s mutual attraction and you like each other, why cant you take it a step further and date? What happens is really up to you.
Now ladies, be careful here. Some guys can be really coy. He’ll put up with all your drama just to get in your pants. Once you meet that online friend in person, take things slowly. Get to know each other more. If you find out you like him/her, go for it. People find love at different places. Could be at a restaurant, at a party or at a beach. So why cant it be on a social network? My point is, once you meet that online friend in person, what happens next is really up to you and its just a matter of choice. You can transform that online friendship into a beautiful thing. You could meet up over the weekend and go grab lunch together. Or how about going to the movies some time? You will be surprised how quickly you’ll get to know and like each other. Then the love part will come naturally. People have done it. You can too, just be careful.
MEN LIE… WOMEN LIE TOO
Women are so complicated! So confusing! So enigmatic! They have more
layers than an onion. And men…well, poor, poor men. We are just so
different! At least very different from women. Yet we are so so similar.
Yes men lie… but women lie too. Sorry! If you are the kind of person
living in your own world with the view that your girlfriend is the most
honest person you’ll ever know. Chances if you are lucky, are she’s
flirting with a guy who has got more cheese than you. If you aren’t
lucky…she’s fucking him too!
Women don’t mean to be confusing. They just are. While many women strive to be honest, truthful, and forthright, they do not always tell the truth. That is the truth! Sometimes they lie. I’m not saying all women just lie… I’m saying they are very good at it too. Most of the time, though, these are little white lies, half-truths told to keep the peace. Other times, their lies are a little bigger — say, for example, when the subject is sex.
1.”I’ve slept with [X] guys
2. “That was great.”
3. ”I have never nor would I ever cheat on you.”
4.“Sure, you can call me.”
5.“I’ll be ready in a minute.”
6.“I don’t know.
7.“That was delicious!”
8. “I’m fine.”
9. “It was on sale.”
Those are the nine basic things every woman will lie about. Either she’ll downplay the number of guys she’s slept with just to bloat your ego and make you feel like the bad boy ! Or she’ll say that sex was great although it probably felt like watching a goat crossing the street. She’ll lie about the fact that she thinks about sleeping with someone else (even though she thinks about Tom Cruise when she’s riding you just so she can get through with it ) .Also, a woman usually doesn’t want to be a heartbreaker so will just give you her number. She’ll never call you back or answer your calls hoping you’ll get the message and just fly off. Guys when she says she’ll be ready in a minute …just go watch your favorite episode of suits ! When a woman says I don’t know. Well she does ! She just wants to spare your feelings.
Cooking for a woman is a brave thing to do. And they know… so she’ll just pat you on the shoulder with a smile and say “that was delicious”. It probably tasted like garbage with sewage stew ! A woman saying she’s fine is the single most common lie told by women to men. Or, you know, at the very least it’s the lie they tell most often to men. They are emotional creatures! Sometimes, they get upset! Maybe it’s because their favorite character in CSI Las Vegas died as a special guest star in GRIMM , maybe it’s because they are listening to Adele’s hit “someone like you”, or maybe they are in “red town”. It’s up to you to figure out if you want to walk into their minefield or keep a safe distance away. Usually, your best bet is listening and reading body language. Asking if she’s fine will just activate the automated lying system!
Women buy stuff… and they lie about it! Deal with it!
That’s not just it guys! There’s more! A survey questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. According to the survey, nearly half (46%) fake orgasms and more than half (55%) claim they are tired, have a headache, or feel ill to “get out of lovemaking”. The same survey revealed a fifth of women with a long-term partner (19%) say they have cheated on him by having an affair, while 30% of all women have had an affair with a married man. Most women (68%) do not trust their partners.
One might ask, “why am I focusing only on women despite the title?”
Well. Let’s just face it …men are the most predictable beings. And we all lie ( I wonder why we do since we are open books).Truth be told, some of the fiction floating off our tongues can be quite convincing especially when we need you to believe it. Here, we’ve got what he really means when he delivers his Oscar winning lies…
1.”I’ll call you.”
What he really means: I might call you. Don’t wait up2.“I won’t show the tape to anyone.”
What he really means: I won’t show it to everyone, just my best friends.3.“I don’t want to have sex with you, I just want to lie here with you.”
What he really means: I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t want to have sex with you, but I’ll lie here if it means there’s a chance it might lead to sex.4.“That was the best sex I’ve ever had.”
What he really means: That was good sex. Maybe. Next time would be better(I hope there’s a next time)5.“I’m not married/ Don’t have a girlfriend”
What he really means: I’m not committed to my wife/girlfriend .6.“It’s not you, it’s me.”
What he really means: It’s totally you, I just can’t tell you that.7.“I’ve never told anyone this before.”
What he really means: I’ve never told you this before.8.“No, I never dated her.”
What he really means: I hooked up with her, I just can’t tell you because you will freak outAh, Wait! There’s a twist to the tale. WOMEN LIE MOST TO EACH OTHER! Yes I said it. Most women will deliberately lie just to keep up an appearance ! Women have a magnetic attraction to attention. And they do whatever it takes to get it. And that includes lying to other women about the price of her new purse (or any other thing she wears), Secondly, women will make a false assessment of a situation just to save a relationship. “I love you hairdo” and “that guy doesn’t deserve you” are top on that list!
So there you have it! A quick review on common lies both men and women tell. Have fun being a human lie detector!
KISSING
If you opened this article because of its title, I really admire your
confidence in telling the world that you have kissing issues! Don’t look
over your shoulder to see if someone behind you just read what you just
read on the screen! Well odds are they probably have kissing issues too
! How many times has a date ended with you expecting a kiss only to get
a handshake or hug? Bullocks! It fucking sucks (pardon my language I
just can’t hide the passion)! You probably head out home after that with
a sense of unfinished business.
The fact of the matter is if you do the right things or say the right stuff to him/her during the date, the kiss is guaranteed! Trust me, I know! I’ve been there! Unless your date is King Tsonga, ruler of Kuvukiland, you actually have a more than probable chance of closing your date with a successful kiss! Afterall he/she had to at least “like” something about you before agreeing to a date with you! So that should be a confidence booster! The remainder of how your date goes and ends determines if you’ll win the raffle! Ok… where do we start? We start from the beginning! Let your intentions be known from the onset.
Don’t let your date be “shocked” by your attempted kiss. I’ve seen
too many attempts go bad because the initiator “pulled a fast one” or
“was too sneaky” with the kiss. Don’t act all evening like you aren’t
going to kiss her/him and then all of a sudden pull you lips out like a
madman! You’ll frighten him. The shock could kill some people! Imagine
how your case will play in court – MURDER WITH AN ATTEPMTED KISS! So the
point is to lay the intentions out early! How do you do this? Well its
actually a couple of things… you could drop hints that you’re
interested. You could put out some subtle signals that you’re angling
for a kiss without coming right out and saying it! First,intentionally
allow yourself get caught looking at the other person’s lips. Then lick
your own lips briefly! My word! Don’t lick your lips like scooby – do on
some scooby snacks level! Just moisten it without disrupting the flow
of the conversation.
Repeat the action innocently about 2 more times during the date! The date is progressing well and you are probably tired of licking your lips! What do you do now? Don’t forget that its a date and not just about kissing your date. If you turn the night into an obsession about kissing you’ll come off as another pervert! Keep the evening nice with conversation and jokes and then… If you’re feeling brave, test the waters with a small kiss on the hand or the cheek. If the other person seems interested, it’s probably safe to proceed with a kiss on the mouth. Stop it if the person draws away… you’ll probably face sexual harassment charges if you don’t! Now Guys, If you’re kissing a girl be sure to first take her hand and slowly lift it to your mouth. Gently press your lips into the back of your hand for 2 or 3 seconds! Girls , your job is to lean in and plant a 2- or 3-second kiss on his cheek. Keep your lips soft, and avoid puckering like you would if you were kissing a family member. If you want your intentions to be extra clear, aim for the part of his cheek just to the side of his lips! Your night is going good. You are almost there! What’s the next step? Simple! Don’t waste any time once you have the go-ahead — close your eyes, lean in and smooch! Or not! I was kidding about the closing your eyes part! Unless you have memorized the geography of her face ,don’t fly blind! You might land on unclaimed territory, say the nose! Or ran your fore head again hers- then what?! Say sorry?! Just keep your eyes open till you have a gentle but firm grip on her lips! Now smooch away!!!!
The article has ended. You’ve kissed! So why am I still writing… Its not over yet… I took the liberty of asking a few good friends what they hate most about kissing! I’ll lay them out here so you don’t turn out to be someones worst kiss!!
Annabella said “I hate it when I need to catch a breathe and d partner doesn’t want that… he wants to continue kissing!”
Edith said “I find it annoying when the guy floods my mouth with saliva!”
Marilyn said “Bad Breathe kills the mood!”
According to Florence “When a guy keeps sucking my lower lip like there’s no where else to go makes kissing disgusting”
Evelyn said “I hate it when he bites my lips like he’s chewing his favourite meat”
So there you have it! What real people consider tha “donts” of kissing. This did not come from a textbook! Finally, don’t just let your hands hang at your sides like two limp fettucini noodles — put them to good use! Keep in mind that an awkward first kiss isn’t the end of the relationship (or the world). Actually, it can build intimacy through having a shared experience. As long as you can laugh it off, you’ll be fine.
The fact of the matter is if you do the right things or say the right stuff to him/her during the date, the kiss is guaranteed! Trust me, I know! I’ve been there! Unless your date is King Tsonga, ruler of Kuvukiland, you actually have a more than probable chance of closing your date with a successful kiss! Afterall he/she had to at least “like” something about you before agreeing to a date with you! So that should be a confidence booster! The remainder of how your date goes and ends determines if you’ll win the raffle! Ok… where do we start? We start from the beginning! Let your intentions be known from the onset.
Repeat the action innocently about 2 more times during the date! The date is progressing well and you are probably tired of licking your lips! What do you do now? Don’t forget that its a date and not just about kissing your date. If you turn the night into an obsession about kissing you’ll come off as another pervert! Keep the evening nice with conversation and jokes and then… If you’re feeling brave, test the waters with a small kiss on the hand or the cheek. If the other person seems interested, it’s probably safe to proceed with a kiss on the mouth. Stop it if the person draws away… you’ll probably face sexual harassment charges if you don’t! Now Guys, If you’re kissing a girl be sure to first take her hand and slowly lift it to your mouth. Gently press your lips into the back of your hand for 2 or 3 seconds! Girls , your job is to lean in and plant a 2- or 3-second kiss on his cheek. Keep your lips soft, and avoid puckering like you would if you were kissing a family member. If you want your intentions to be extra clear, aim for the part of his cheek just to the side of his lips! Your night is going good. You are almost there! What’s the next step? Simple! Don’t waste any time once you have the go-ahead — close your eyes, lean in and smooch! Or not! I was kidding about the closing your eyes part! Unless you have memorized the geography of her face ,don’t fly blind! You might land on unclaimed territory, say the nose! Or ran your fore head again hers- then what?! Say sorry?! Just keep your eyes open till you have a gentle but firm grip on her lips! Now smooch away!!!!
The article has ended. You’ve kissed! So why am I still writing… Its not over yet… I took the liberty of asking a few good friends what they hate most about kissing! I’ll lay them out here so you don’t turn out to be someones worst kiss!!
Annabella said “I hate it when I need to catch a breathe and d partner doesn’t want that… he wants to continue kissing!”
Edith said “I find it annoying when the guy floods my mouth with saliva!”
Marilyn said “Bad Breathe kills the mood!”
According to Florence “When a guy keeps sucking my lower lip like there’s no where else to go makes kissing disgusting”
Evelyn said “I hate it when he bites my lips like he’s chewing his favourite meat”
So there you have it! What real people consider tha “donts” of kissing. This did not come from a textbook! Finally, don’t just let your hands hang at your sides like two limp fettucini noodles — put them to good use! Keep in mind that an awkward first kiss isn’t the end of the relationship (or the world). Actually, it can build intimacy through having a shared experience. As long as you can laugh it off, you’ll be fine.
LOVE FARTS
Boyfriend: Sweetie, if u r slpn, send me ur dream. If u r smiling, send me ur smile. If u r crying, send me ur tears, I love u so much!:D
Girlfriend: Baby, I am pooping…do u want something?=))
Young girls of the 21 century grow up with storybook fantasy tales about how flawless and breathtaking relationships are. This is mostly due to the fact that no one farts in the tele-novellas you watch! Then you grow up and realise that the single most important relationship secret was hidden from you! You fart… and so do other people!
Ever heard of the fart game? I’m sure you have. There’s no point denying it! farting games and jokes were a memorable part of my growing up days. Even to the extent where my uni room mates ( usual suspects: felix,dessy and onelle) would strike the most interesting poses when we let them fly. Trophy winner pose – RIPPPPP. Gun finger – BOOOM. Hand behind ear listening intently in anticipation of what was to come –TWIIIIP. I still remember the time I was busily researching on the net when felix took a few running steps and leaped into the air in a rock star air guitar pose and ripped a good loud one on the way down… slamming stun gas in my face. that was classical stuff! But then, when you are with people you feel so comfortable with, its no big deal.
When is it okay to let the poof-poof out of the tush-tush? Probably an award winning question. No one really has an answer to that one. Well, men think it ok all the time! ( Now, most men and you’ve got to admit it, all of you—think it’s funny when you fart. I know you do cos I’m one of you. We are no different than chimpanzees in the zoo. We think farts are cool, we think farts are fun!) Gross right? (I’m talking to the ladies here. No man dare say right!)
I’d like to hear from all the women today in the blog. When is it okay for a man to fart? Because we can’t keep it clogged up forever. And the fact of the matter is, we do think it’s funny. So, how long do we need to keep the cork in the ass?
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is! Farting in front of your partner is a bold step. Its probably the easiest way to know how your partner really feels about you and how you long your relationship is going to last …
Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
Girlfriend: Baby, I am pooping…do u want something?=))
Young girls of the 21 century grow up with storybook fantasy tales about how flawless and breathtaking relationships are. This is mostly due to the fact that no one farts in the tele-novellas you watch! Then you grow up and realise that the single most important relationship secret was hidden from you! You fart… and so do other people!
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is!For one reason or another, in realistic terms love and marriage are literally going to take your breath away! Romantic partnerships are mostly frustrating, sometimes murderously infuriating, and shockingly gross. Most people are irritated and appalled by the behaviour of strangers who “toss it” in public places such as on board a bus or in the waiting room of a building. These strangers are the boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives of others! But how would you feel if the beautiful woman or handsome man you were in love with suddenly farted next to you on a bus?! The thought of the question is hilarious. How do people really feel about flatulence… gas… farts in a new relationship? And how long does it take new couples to feel comfortable enough around each other to break the “Fart Barrier” and let one fly?
Ever heard of the fart game? I’m sure you have. There’s no point denying it! farting games and jokes were a memorable part of my growing up days. Even to the extent where my uni room mates ( usual suspects: felix,dessy and onelle) would strike the most interesting poses when we let them fly. Trophy winner pose – RIPPPPP. Gun finger – BOOOM. Hand behind ear listening intently in anticipation of what was to come –TWIIIIP. I still remember the time I was busily researching on the net when felix took a few running steps and leaped into the air in a rock star air guitar pose and ripped a good loud one on the way down… slamming stun gas in my face. that was classical stuff! But then, when you are with people you feel so comfortable with, its no big deal.
But let’s assume you’ve been together six months or a couple of years. Is it realistic to expect your man(or woman) to keep “company manners” forever? How would it work if your woman has to be so controlled, stiff and unrelaxed around you that she can’t accidentally let one slip without having to worry about you packing up and leaving? I don’t understand how a woman can open her legs and risk exposing her private parts to her man, have sex with the man and perform the most intimate of physical acts in diverse positions, yet be ashamed of a fart!Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
When is it okay to let the poof-poof out of the tush-tush? Probably an award winning question. No one really has an answer to that one. Well, men think it ok all the time! ( Now, most men and you’ve got to admit it, all of you—think it’s funny when you fart. I know you do cos I’m one of you. We are no different than chimpanzees in the zoo. We think farts are cool, we think farts are fun!) Gross right? (I’m talking to the ladies here. No man dare say right!)
I’d like to hear from all the women today in the blog. When is it okay for a man to fart? Because we can’t keep it clogged up forever. And the fact of the matter is, we do think it’s funny. So, how long do we need to keep the cork in the ass?
Some experts ( relationship experts not fart experts) say that farting in a relationship is a measure of how strong and healthy the relationship is! Farting in front of your partner is a bold step. Its probably the easiest way to know how your partner really feels about you and how you long your relationship is going to last …
Love cannot grow in an environment of criticism and fear, but does well in an environment when a couple can see the humor in embarrassing situations!
Woman Hides Loaded REVOLVER GUN Inside Her VAGINA and DRUGS In Her BEHIND
When cops in Oklahoma pulled up on Christie Dawn Harris and a friend
on the road, the safest place she thought she could hide a gun in her
possession was one of the most unlikely places; her vagina, yeah that’s
right you heard me. Upon further cavity search a plastic bag containing
meth (methamphetamine) drugs was found safely hidden in the crack of her
butt; sheer coyness and ingenuity right?According to reports, Miss Harris was spotted in a car with another
lady and stopped by cops and unfortunately for the girls the sniffy
canine officer (police dog) picked up the scent of drugs. Upon searching
the vehicle, the cops found meth, assorted drug paraphernalia as well
as a pistol and some ammo. The two women were arrested and taken into
custody. On the way to the station Christie allegedly kept on ranting
continuously about her intentions to take a pee; probably the revolver
was having an orgasmic effect inside of her Pandora box, just saying
though.
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