Tech Talk


-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.

-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

-- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?

-- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

-- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

-- E Pluribus Modem

-- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

-- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.

-- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.

-- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

-- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

-- Windows: just another pane in the glass.

-- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

-- All computers wait at the same speed.

-- Go ahead, make my data.

-- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

-- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

-- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

-- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

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